The Real Curse of the Bambino

My blog is evolving into something I had not originally intended it to be. That's OK. I think it is much fun to let this have a life of its own. (segue in three, two, one....) According to an evolutionary expert the human race will evolve into two distinct subspecies. (See how I used evolution as a tie in? Brilliant!)

The “upper class” species will be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative. Much like I am now.

The “under class” will be dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. If you take a look at a Boston Red Sox fan you will get a preview of what this genetic under class will look like. One can assume that future subspecies will be slightly less dim-witted but probably still Red Sox fans.